#Bash
Reads from a Replica Must Show How Many Minutes Old the Data Is
replication can report a lag of 0 seconds while the data is stuck at yesterday, because these two signals measure different things — how to set up a monitor that checks both Seconds_Behind_Master and business data freshness, catches anyone writing directly to the slave, and has another check watching the monitor itself
php -l Passes, Web Pages Return 500 — A Compile Gate Before Commit
Templates broke twice in one month even though every php -l check passed, because php -l does not understand Blade syntax. This article covers the six-stage gate I put before commit — compiling the views and then linting the compiled files, plus a script that sweeps every GET route through the Kernel.
Backups Succeeded Nightly, but Offsite Uploads Failed for 3 Weeks
cron ran every night, local files were complete every day, and the log said done, but offsite storage had not changed for 3 weeks. The first 8 nights of backups were already gone for good because local rotation had deleted them first. This article examines the two gaps that let the failure stay silent for so long.